Remember to have a towel with you today. You never know when you may need to hitch a ride on a flying saucer, or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
And, even should you find yourself in a particularly celebratory mood, never drink more than two Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.
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