In breaking news, Russian troops are now advancing on...
... checks notes...
... Ottawa.
Because Canadian truckers would never get upset enough with government policies to organize a protest, so clearly the whole convoy thing is a Russian front, and all those trucks are full of Greek Russian troops. And it makes perfect sense for Prime Minister Pierre Bieber to be spirited off to a Secure Undisclosed Location™, lest he be abducted by the Russians and held for a Prime Minister's ransom*.
Also, opposition to authority is now officially Fascism, because, as we all know, Fascism is all about opposition to authority, and freedom of speech, and people doing their own things. "An it harm none, do what ye will" - Mussolini, or somebody, amirite?
(The fasces, a bunch of random sticks arranging themselves higgledy-piggledy with total disregard to an axe, symbolizes this perfectly.)
* At current rates, roughly 1468 Rubles** worth of junk jewelry.
** 24 loonies.
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