New conspiracy theory: I like my old version better.

There's this story in The Beastly Day (via Twitchy) about a weird conspiracy theory that Seal Team Six actually killed Osama bin Laden's body double, not Osama himself....

Which, so far, matches my own conspiracy theory, formulated shortly after the event.  But then it diverges; the new story holds that OBL is still alive somewhere.

Mine was better.  Mine held that the SEALs had killed (or, better, captured/rescued) the double... and captured many documents*, including proof that OBL had been dead for years.  Details of his demise would follow, surely involving a betrayal by his inner circle (i.e., those who were still visibly running Al-Qaeda).

* Along with OBL's private stash of camel pr0n, lovingly preserved by his successors.