This here product:
Keepa - Social Distance Habit Trainer for Children
Keepa is a social distance trainer aiming to help children build the awareness of keeping a safe social distance - in a more enjoyable way! Keepa can detect people within 2m (about 6 feet), and gives the user a nudge, reminding him/her to keep a safe social distance.
Antisocial distancing is now to become a habit to which children should be trained?
Really?
This is the new normal, the state of emergency is now permanent, and children (the lowest-risk demographic for the Wuhan Pestilence, mind you) must forevermore be conditioned to stay away from each other?
Next thing you know, distancing violations will be automatically reported to the Ministry of Love. For The Children™!
Update: It seems there are multiple organizations using the handle "Ministry of Love." Unironically, far as I can tell. Handy the Sock Puppet says: Read a book!
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