Broadview Acres is reporting 99% humidity at the moment (as the first daylight creeps across our front lawn).
Of course... that's 99% humidity at 15°F. Which seems consistent wit the grass looking frosty this morning. And with the indoor humidity hovering around 20% — oh, my dehydrated nasal passages!
Update: Indoor humidity? Well... my new printer stand arrived. The packaging involved styrofoam. Crumbly styrofoam. The crumbles don't want to let go. Of anything. Especially my skin. Needs either a humidifier or a source of ionizing radiation.
New idea! Incorporate traces of high-level radioactive waste into styrofoam, turning it into cling-free styrofoam!
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