Oh, the humidity!

Broadview Acres is reporting 99% humidity at the moment (as the first daylight creeps across our front lawn).

Of course... that's 99% humidity at 15°F.  Which seems consistent wit the grass looking frosty this morning.  And with the indoor humidity hovering around 20% — oh, my dehydrated nasal passages!

Update:  Indoor humidity?  Well... my new printer stand arrived.  The packaging involved styrofoam.  Crumbly styrofoam.  The crumbles don't want to let go.  Of anything.  Especially my skin.  Needs either a humidifier or a source of ionizing radiation.

New idea!  Incorporate traces of high-level radioactive waste into styrofoam, turning it into cling-free styrofoam!