As I've often considered doing, Eno prepares to use an air horn on the Windows Technical Department.
Additional suggestions are offered in the comment section. This leads me to a thought....
Have a prepared recording of computer-failure disaster sounds. Maybe a clip from some sci-fi or action-adventure movie. Pretend to follow the instructions right up to some critical juncture, then unleash chaos. Preferably something involving destruct sequence initiated or perhaps failsafe system triggered; retaliatory strike launching in 90 seconds.
Afterthought: The next-few-minutes followup needs a sufficiently smart answering machine that can pick up on the first ring when called from an unrecognized number, play a custom greeting, then hang up: Beep-Boop-Beep! We're sorry, the number you are calling is subject to emergency restrictions. Thank you for using AT&T. (Click.)
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