... that are fictional anyway. What a fun way to spend one's time!
Having been out of touch with the hard-core fans of Star Trek, Star Wars, War Treks, and Trek Wars since about, oh, freshman year of college, I didn't realize how much effort people had put into filling in the fiddly details of, for example, the Star Wars universe.
This being particularly silly, given that it's all based on creating fictional details that align with fictional physics and with things for which no actual clue is offered in the original source material.
Consider: What Do the Buttons on Darth Vader's Suit Do?
Objectively true answer, in this universe: Nothing. They're bits of a costume. They're just as functional as the portable doorbell button on the old Mission: Impossible show.
Alternative answer, as valid as any:
The four rocker switches are for the power windows. The one on his far left, if held firmly in the "down" position for four seconds, activates the emergency-escape feature, which is why it's red.
Those two buttons, one red, one blue? The red one dispenses a hallucinogenic drug, allowing Vader to chase wild hares down rabbit holes; the blue one dispenses the antidote, returning him to normality. Alternatively, the blue one dispenses the hallucinogen, allowing him to believe in the "normal" world of the films; the red one dispenses the antidote, returning him to the full bizarreness of the real world.
The two, mirror-imaged boxes'o'buttons on his utility belt are remote controls: one for the VaderMobile and one for the VaderCopter.
And, as to why he didn't get a more modern suit somewhere along the line: The writers wouldn't allow it. You can't have an iconic villain go off and get a makeover between movies, returning in some entirely new and not-so-villainous form. The outdated prosthetics are in Vader's contract!
Added: Being sillier still, I'm now trying to come up with a vision of a Vader/Batman crossover costume. But not the modern Batman, oh no indeed; he's much too close to Vader already. Stick some pointy ears on the helmet and change the thing on the chest, and you've just about got it. No, I'm thinking of the Adam West edition... and a Darth Vader of corresponding unseriousness.
More: The wording above is suboptimal; I meant of course that adding pointy ears to Vader's helmet would get darn close to New Batman.
The costume concept is evolving into: Suppose the role of Darth Vader had been played by Adam West?
And, while we're at it... Vader wears a cape. So. Shouldn't one of the controls on his chest box be for flying, like the knob on Commando Cody's chest box? Or is the fuel for making him fly no longer available, which would also explain why R2D2 lost the power of flight between the prequels and the original trilogy?
All this effort to justify a very silly costume: The story so far: Anakin Skywalker had a twin brother, Bruce, who was adopted at birth by a wealthy off-planet couple. Their paths never crossed again until that fateful episode in 1967, featuring "Special Guest Villain: Adam West as Darth Vader". (Yes, the TV technology of the day was up to having two characters played by the same actor on the screen at the same time, with some constraints.)
This implies that Batman himself is a feral Jedi, but why shouldn't he be?
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