Answer: no.
The question everyone's asking: will Trump finally take the gloves off tonight?
Clarification: Trump is a Clinton buddy. Despite the tough talk and outsider pretensions, he's never had any intention of going after Hillary on substantive issues. Having successfully disrupted the Republican primary (by running as, so far as I can discern, a populist Democrat) and unexpectedly gotten the nomination, he's now the emergency backup Clinton in the race.
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Where will tonight's large meteor appear? Stay tuned!
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Remember, folks: Trump is dangerous because he's sure to get us into a war with Russia. Also, he's much too friendly with Tsar Vladimir, and will sell us out to Russia.
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We all know what a Trumppence is: traditionally 1/120 of a pound sterling; post-decimalisation, 1/50 of a dollar. Basically, just about worthless.
But what's a Hillarikaine? Is it like a Sharknado, only much, much bigger, and filled with clowns?
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Imagine, if you will, the reaction if Trump's remarks about women had been uttered by a Democrat. Oh, wait: Trump was a Democrat when he said that stuff. And he's still a Democrat. But he identifies as a Republican at the moment, and the members of the press respect that, so instead of circling the wagons around him, they're making a huge stink, just as they would for an actual Republican.
[Update: No need to imagine. Turns out the powers-that-be at NBC were perfectly happy to cover for Trump while he was their employee.]
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Seriously, guys: surely there's plenty of real dirt on Trump, much of which would alienate the working-class-men demographic. Why make a fuss about frivolous stuff that just shows that sometimes his private speech matches his odious public persona? And why pretend that this is some sort of astonishing revelation?
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Update: No meteor? None at all? SMOD is really failing to fall down on the job. One last chance, Big Guy!
And: Seems Trump and the Clintons are no longer pretending to be friends. Or they're pretending no longer to be friends; take your pick. Now he's promising not to pardon them - which is about as credible as any other campaign promise.
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