If you perpetrate a sufficiently egregious fraud for several years running, your operation may be temporarily shut down while a government agency pursues a lawsuit against you.
...wait...
LAWSUIT??????
Is interstate wire fraud not a crime?
Where are the prosecutions? Where's the prospect of prison time?
(We're sorry; the Feds are too busy ensuring that the wood used in fancy guitars was at all times traded and processed in full accordance with their own interpretation of foreign labor laws. Attempting to prosecute the actual perpetrators of actual crimes is no longer possible.)
Oh, and Rachel from Cardholder Services seems to be on the loose again. Here's one for Ma Bell: why is it even possible to spoof caller ID?
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