The stories the past couple months have foretold that The Dzhanit would lead the Tapir, but one could just as well say that the Tapir is chasing the Ben-Bernank out....
The real question, of course, is: is the Tapir a Bull or a Bear? To which the answer is: neither; it's more of a rhinocerwurst. Which, evil-lutionarily speaking, is more bull than bear.
It remains to be seen whether the market reaction beyond yesterday's exuberance will be more Artiodactyla or Carnivora.
Wait, what? Not a tapir, but a taper? As in, "Here comes a candle to light you to bed"? Never mind.
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