Now there's a disclaimer for ya!

Laughing Wolf has posted what appears to be a comprehensive and all-inclusive (or should that be all-exclusive?) disclaimer.

While I certainly admire LW's style, I personally favor short and simple disclaimers.  Back in my days of posting to Usenet from a company account, I used this one:
    The author is insane.  Any opinions are those of Great Cthulhu.