Ever since the Blue Menace first appeared on television, right-thinking folks have sought a violent end to it. Indeed, the little blue vermin came in far ahead of the competition in the first "Crucify a Cute Commercial Character of the Month Club" vote, in 1984.
From Usenet to song, the Smurf menace has been attacked:
Well, we snuck into the Magic Woods, we were in disguise, now,
We surrounded the village and took 'em all by surprise, now,
And when the napalm hit, they were all little blue French fries, now,
And we had fun, fun, fun, blowin' all the little Smurfers away.
Tom Smith, "Smurfin' Safari"
Now, at last, the Smurf village has been destroyed. The Right Place has a report, with a roundup of reactions.
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