The big buzz in this morning's news is that al-Qaeda has announced that Zarqawi has been injured. Well, gee... that was rumored a couple of weeks ago. If they're admitting it now, perhaps what they really mean is that he's up on the roof and won't come down. More to follow, I'm sure.
Perhaps we'll finally learn how many legs he really has. Given his reputation as a master of disguise, I vote for at least three legs, two heads, and two bodies. Think Psev. What better way to be a master of disguise, than to have several bodies? Indeed, he might be immortal, like Jessel's specially-trained killer, or the dread pirate Roberts.
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