Silicon Valley Redneck

Well, that's good to know.

You are 0% like Hitler!

 

Your traditional conservative beliefs mean that you have very little in common with Adolph Hitler. Congrats you're a human being after all!

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But calling me a traditional conservative is kinda stretching it.  Stretching, indeed, nearly beyond recognition.

(Via The MoxArgon Group.)

What, so women don't shop at Digi-Key?

Mike on Ads (never heard of him?  Neither had I) has a cute gimmick.  Surf on over to the gender guesser, enable Javascript, and click the button.

My results:

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 19%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 81%

Site	Male-Female Ratio
google.com	0.98
snopes.com	0.74
tinyurl.com	0.83
slashdot.org	1.74
digikey.com	2.7
microcenter.com	2.08
maniacworld.com	0.74

(Via El Reg.)

So I'm a six-and-a-half-foot-tall dwarf, am I?

       

Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Carrot Ironfounderson You are Captain Carrot Ironfounderson of the City Watch in the greatest city on the Disc - Ankh-Morprok! A truly good natured, honest guy, who knows everyone, and is liked by all. Technically a dwarf, but only by adoption. You'd rather not be reminded that you are the true heir to the throne, but that does explain why people naturally follow your orders. Carrot Ironfounderson           69% Greebo           56% The Librarian           56% Cohen The Barbarian           50% Lord Havelock Vetinari           50% Commander Samuel Vimes           44% Gytha (Nanny) Ogg           31% Rincewind           31% Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax           25% Death           25%

Arrrrr?

 

    My pirate name is:    

 

    Dirty Tom Flint   

   

    You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky.    Arr!    

  Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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...at age 95... causing me to lose control of the plane...

You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex.

Your a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop.  But what a way to go.

'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Via Classical Values.

Another test with answers that don't fit

So here's this "how liberal or conservative are you" test over at Blogthings (via that other Eric).

I didn't get very far.

Question #2:

Immigration policies

• Should be less strict. Immigrants enhance this country.
• Should be more strict. Too many people enter illegally.

Hmmm.  How about, Both and Neither?

I'm in favor of improved border security, and deporting illegals who are caught committing crimes.  (I'm not in favor of drastic measures to check the status of workers, and there are some illegals who probably ought to be allowed to stay - e.g., the ones who just have minor technical problems with their paperwork.  Zero tolerance is often bad policy.)

I'm also in favor of making legal immigration easier.  Look at all the hoops legal immigrants have to jump through to get a student visa, never mind permanent resident status.

So: I favor making legal immigration easier, and illegal immigration more difficult.  This is contrary to political trends, which favor making life more difficult for the ones who are easy to catch, and easier for the ones who make a lot of noise.

Um.

I stumbled across this at Conspiracy Factory, which in turn I guess I found in a comment on Orac's blog.

Really, now... a nerd god?  98th freakin' percentile?

And here's more detail.  Still a nerd god, but kinda weak on comics and dorkery.  (Actually, I do have some comic books... The Cartoon History of the Universe, and an incomplete set of Der Ring Des Nibelungen done as comic books, and of course some Calvin and Hobbes.  Can't do without that.)

Somewhere in there was a question about using a computer with less than 512K of memory.  How about 2K of program memory and 32 bytes of data memory?  Programmed one of those just this year!

Hmmm.

Via Bad Science, I come across this test thingy.

It say:

You scored 56.667 out of 100 masculine points, 59.167 of out 100 feminine points, and 56.667 out of 100 androgynous (neutral) points.

Er.

Does that mean I have the dreaded Sexual Identity Disorder?  Should I start wearing pre-1940s blue clothing to reflect this?

I gotta start cussin' more!

Mingle² - Online Dating

(Test via Orac.)

Well, of course it gets a G rating.  Shucks, I don't even call Rebo & Zooty: Asparagus! by its proper name.

Another reason this blog will not be a major motion picture anytime soon.

It's been a while since I read that book...

...but I still managed a decent score:

                                 

One week       You scored 46 Survival!

yup, thats all that ill give you, you know enough, but unless you hook up with people more apt to survive

 

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Survival

Link: The Zombie Survival Guide Test written by dadeathwing on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Via Orac, who scored 50.