You are Captain Carrot Ironfounderson of the City Watch in the greatest city on the Disc - Ankh-Morprok! A truly good natured, honest guy, who knows everyone, and is liked by all. Technically a dwarf, but only by adoption. You'd rather not be reminded that you are the true heir to the throne, but that does explain why people naturally follow your orders.
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Should be less strict. Immigrants enhance this country.
Should be more strict. Too many people enter illegally.
Hmmm. How about, Both and Neither?
I'm in favor of improved border security, and deporting illegals who are caught committing crimes. (I'm not in favor of drastic measures to check the status of workers, and there are some illegals who probably ought to be allowed to stay - e.g., the ones who just have minor technical problems with their paperwork. Zero tolerance is often bad policy.)
I'm also in favor of making legal immigration easier. Look at all the hoops legal immigrants have to jump through to get a student visa, never mind permanent resident status.
So: I favor making legal immigration easier, and illegal immigration more difficult. This is contrary to political trends, which favor making life more difficult for the ones who are easy to catch, and easier for the ones who make a lot of noise.
I stumbled across this at Conspiracy Factory, which in turn I guess I found in a comment on Orac's blog.
Really, now... a nerd god? 98th freakin' percentile?
And here's more detail. Still a nerd god, but kinda weak on comics and dorkery. (Actually, I do have some comic books... The Cartoon History of the Universe, and an incomplete set of Der Ring Des Nibelungen done as comic books, and of course some Calvin and Hobbes. Can't do without that.)
Somewhere in there was a question about using a computer with less than 512K of memory. How about 2K of program memory and 32 bytes of data memory? Programmed one of those just this year!