(Though it is one that might sell, as a novelty item.)
Cook extra crispy.
Crush to a powder.
Package in capsules.
Bacon dietary supplement! In handy capsule form!
The real trick is finding a supply of certified vegetable-free capsules made from 100% pig gelatin. (Then give the empty capsules some time in the smokehouse. Because Bacon.)
I also had a good idea this morning, but I'm keeping that one to myself for now.)