The press is frantically reporting that Trump recklessly gave a goldfish more than a pinch of food, which is sure to cause a major diplomatic incident if not global catastrophe (as we all learned as children).
Er, wait. I don't think following his host's lead with regard to koi-feeding procedures is going to lead to Japan declaring war on us again, like that time in 1941 when FDR fumbled the Ceremony of Giving Beer to the Cow. Nor do I think that book is best taken literally.
Why do they even bother with these petty, and easily rebutted, lies? Isn't there anything negative and at least arguably true that they can report about him?