Now there's a new bit of fearmongering: Trump's immigration policy could destroy Silicon Valley real estate prices!
Because much of the expensive real estate around here is owned by immigrants, so duh. But there's no need to panic, because this is a sanctuary county, so the local police won't be knocking on doors, rounding up immigrants.
Er, hello? How much of the expensive real estate is owned by illegal aliens?
As with just about all of the "immigration" stories, this merrily conflates naturalized citizens, permanent residents, guest workers, foreign students, prospective refugees, and illegal aliens.
But you never know! If Trump has a fight with his wife, he might just deport all the naturalized citizens! Because we all know that's exactly the sort of thing (the Democrats' image of) Trump would do!