Marshals describe Stager as a white or Hispanic man, about 145 pounds, 5 feet 8 inches tall with blond or strawberry hair.
Wait, blond or strawberry hair and maybe he's Hispanic? What sense does that make?
Oh, wait. "Hispanic" is a "race" based on having a Spanish-sounding surname (but excluding actual Spaniards). So... does "Stager" sound Spanish? Even a little bit?