Well... sounds like 'twas dreamed up by some sort of metrosexual. Look at the scents on offer. Then look at what's not there: Hoppe's № 9. WD-40. Creosote. Duct tape. Cordite. Night crawlers. Axle grease. Ozone. Venison. Cosmoline. Carbonized beef tallow. Labrador retriever. Turpentine.
But, then, I can't see actual men having the slightest interest in "manly" scented candles. The market must be city drones who dream of being suburban drones, As Seen On TV.
Update: Gormogon Dr. J has suggestions, a few of which match mine.
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