Sometime during my recent episode of workery-swampery, I saw something go past on Slashdot about a push to get Climate Change (i.e., catatonic anthropomorphic manbearpig) put on the same footing as evolution, and deniers roundly denounced in all public schools.
Because the two are just exactly the same, you know. And we've all heard what modern biology has to say about evolution:
- New species descend from older forms through the accumulation of random variations, subject to the pressures of reproductive fitness in their local environments.
- Therefore, we must establish a global single-payer health-care system under the auspices of the United Nations, and anyone who disagrees is a denier and guilty of crimes against humanity!
Er, wait.
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