It's National Gorilla Suit Day!
Now, if I were going to wear one of those hot, shaggy suits, January would be the time for it. On a January night, such a garment might even be tolerable.
Still, my closets are rather full, and why would I want to take up space with a suit I'd only wear for a portion of one day a year?
(Oh, right. The same reason I'm storing a regular suit-type suit that I only wear for a portion of one day in several years.)
Wait a minute, though... I do have a shaggy black fake-bearskin vest. I usually claim it's wookie skin, but today I could claim to have killed some guy in a gorilla suit and made a vest out of his skin....