Break out the Billy Beer...

...and the popcorn, and enjoy the show!  Looks like the Palin family is a mighty entertainin' bunch, even without the need to make stuff up.

'Course, it's even more fun to watch the weirdness from the Left, as they chant "Pa, pa, where's my ma?" and "Get thee back to thy home and husband, woman!"

But making stuff up is so much fun, isn't it?  So, let's see now:

Trig isn't really Sarah's son; he's actually Bristol's son.  The evidence for this is that Bristol was showing a bit of a bulge in a photo taken 16 months before Trig's birth.  Four months after Trig's birth, Bristol is five months pregnant again.  You see what this adds up to, right?

Bristol Palin must actually be a polyuterine reptiloid alien with a 21-month gestation period!  It's the only answer that makes sense!  And it must be true, because no one can produce a photograph of Trig taken before they put the human skinsuit on him!  And who can tell how many more offspring she might already be carrying?

It all makes sense, you see?  This proves beyond any possible doubt that the entire Palin clan is a colony of reptiloids.  When they're not appearing for the cameras in human guise, they're no doubt lounging around in their nitrogen-filled bunker, smoking cigars and laughing at our folly!

And they breed like rabbits, don't they?  And they're busily eating all the moose and caribou in Alaska... and when they finish those off, what next?

Our only hope is to throw a blockade around Alaska until January 20th, when the Messiah will arise in his might and smite the infestation!

(Now all I need to do is to persuade all the moonbats that they really do need to form a human blockade around Alaska until January 20th.  After that, we can ship the frozen moonbats off to Jabba the Hutt for his amusement.  Hee hee!)

Update: fun list of Palin rumors here.  Note #47: "No, she’s not from another planet. No, I haven’t actually heard that one yet, but you wait."

Comments

[Charlie (Colorado)]

Okay, I guess I've heard it now. Thanks for the link.

[John Wright]

I was, until finding a link to the above post just a few moments ago, unaware of your blog. It is now bookmarked and subscribed to and held in the highest possible esteem. Stay tuned for the unveiling of my own zany blog of fascist corporatist monarchist anti-reptiloid warmongering lunatic wingnut surreality-based community ruminations and comedy bits, which will be known to the adoring masses as "The Mending Crackpottery Blog". Know anyone who draws angry little teapots well?

[MojoBat]

I'll get to work on spreading the alien facts around, pronto!

[heidi]

... you're kidding, right? you can't seriously believe that Palin is an alien!

[Eric Wilner]

Kidding? Me? Look at that photo in the sidebar - is that the face of someone who'd kid about something like this?
Now, if I can get enough people seriously believing she's an alien, maybe I can go into business selling alien repellent... what's that you say about anti-tiger dust, or planting radishes to keep the wolverines away?