...getting persistent ads for V!@gra by e-mail. The spam filter has gotten pretty good at bouncing those.
But now Pfizer has started advertising the stuff on the radio. Obnoxiously.
Men! If the switch on your control panel has an "OFF" position, YOU may have an ILLNESS! You need DRUGS! The little blue pill will WELD your switch PERMANENTLY in the "ON" position where it belongs!
Disclaimer: the author has stock in Pfizer. You need those little blue pills. You know you do. Ask your broker if your bank account is healthy enough for investing. Always protect yourself and your heirs against blog-transmitted financial advice.