Instapundit offers a happy thought: Vaclav Havel for Secretary General! Replace the crooked, dictator-coddling, genocide-condoning Kofi Annan with someone with moral authority, who'll stand up for what's right!
Get out the vote!
Here's the bumper sticker! Click for PDF.
Oh, that's right: we don't get to vote for Secretary General, do we?
Here's a handy button:
Update:
For those who quibble about colors and fonts, here's one with orange text and a less-weird font. If you have a better idea, grab a copy of Inkscape and make your own - it only takes a few minutes....
This'n doesn't scale down to button size very well:
Updated again:
OK, Sean has a point about the yellow text. Here's the last tweak I'm making this evening (and it's adjusted so the PDF matches the bitmap, too - Inkscape still has some quirks where Postscript export is concerned).
Cmon bitch, put it up on Cafe Press as a real bumper sticker so's I can buy it! Hmm and maybe replace the trekkie font with something that looks a bit more realistic.
Posted by: Jase | Friday, 26 November 2004 at 12:00
Great Idea-- now for the T-shirts
Posted by: william | Friday, 26 November 2004 at 12:01
It would be better if he wasn't in such poor health. He had a lung removed due to cancer....
Posted by: Kevin Murphy | Friday, 26 November 2004 at 13:40
Wouldn't it be better to go with someone else, someone so transparently awful, corrupt, and even evil to make the point once and for all that the UN is beyond redemption? While the world is full of such rogues, I'd nominate Robert Mugabe for all the obvious reasons.
Unless, of course, you think an international organization funded by American taxdollars to provide legitamacy for genocidal klepto-crats is a good thing, in which case Chirac is probably your man... and he would suit my aims just as well.
Posted by: Tim | Friday, 26 November 2004 at 14:33
I'll have to go along with Tim. Havel is entirely too good a man to be dumped into that cesspool. He could not clean it up and the effort would only break his heart. Chirac is just the man for the job. They deserve each other and are the perfect match,
Posted by: Bill Brown | Friday, 26 November 2004 at 14:58
Isn't Saddam out of work?
Posted by: Porter | Friday, 26 November 2004 at 15:21
Hmmm, how about Milosivic? Or Suharto? Daniel Ortega? Imelda Marcos? Suha Arafat? Alex Baldwin? Michael Moore?
Posted by: Billy | Friday, 26 November 2004 at 18:42
could you change the lettering color to yellow? black on blue does not contrast enough to give good visibility.
Posted by: Sean | Friday, 26 November 2004 at 18:55
(another Sean here)
speaking of Star Trek, the first thing i thought of with that font and background was Pavel (Checkov) 2005. i'd vote for him, too! ;-)
Posted by: Sean | Tuesday, 30 November 2004 at 05:02